...And where’s my share, Elon?
... Can Threads shred Twitter?
Protesting mods could get the chop
...but at least I'm not cage-fighting Zuck
...it’s a dangerous gamble
...and Meta’s Vision problems are just getting started
Why I ended up in an ambulance!
...can Zuck beat Elon?
... And celebs are already jumping on board
Spoiler: It sucks
...Show me the money!
Matt's away... let's play!
