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Hello, geeks!

I survived the great Ibiza floods of 2025.

Despite the endless TikToks warning of biblical floods in Ibiza…

We made it to the UNVRS closing party — and thankfully, no inflatable rafts were required to get around town.

The music was banging. And with a steady supply of vodka / red bull, we lasted until around 5am before bailing out in a taxi back to our hotel.

But that wasn’t the highlight of the trip, because the next evening… something much more exciting happened….

I’d been keeping a secret from my girlfriend Sarah for the past six months — which, as anyone that knows me would tell you, is a minor miracle in itself! I can’t keep secrets very well.

And then, at sunset at Café Mambo, it happened.

The sky had been moody and grey all day — but in true movie-scene style, the clouds parted in the final hour, giving us the perfect romantic Ibiza sunset.

To my surprise, once Sarah slipped on the ring, Café Mambo erupted with cheers and applause as everyone around us had clocked what was happening and celebrated our special moment. 😆 

Huge shoutout to the Café Mambo social media team, who not only noticed what was going on, but also filmed the entire proposal without us realising.

They sent us the footage, brought out champagne with sparklers, and made it a moment we’ll never forget.

It was the most beautiful end to the most special night.

I met my forever girl, and she said yes to letting me be her forever guy.

Honestly? Doesn’t get better than that. 💍 🥰

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🔥 GEEKOUT HOT 5

Geekout’s pick of the hottest headlines in social this week:

  1. Facebook removes ICE-tracking Group under pressure from Trump regime [COMPLYING]

  2. Meta unveiled new teen safety features for its AI chatbots on Instagram [SAFEGUARDING]

  3. California passes social media and AI laws in big tech’s back yard [REGULATING]

  4. EU lawmakers want tech CEOs held personally liable for failing to protect kids online. [PRESSURING]

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🚨 EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT

Should we be worried about Facebook killing an ICE-tracking group?

Remember when social media was the voice of the people, powering uprisings like the Arab Spring? Those days seem a looooooong time ago now.

Sure, repressive regimes have been cracking down on freedom of protest via social media for years now, but the fact it’s happening so blatantly in the USA now feels like a point worth paying attention to.

As Gizmodo explained:

Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that the U.S. Justice Department had succeeded in getting Facebook to remove a group on the platform that allowed people in Chicago to alert their neighbors when ICE was in the area.

“The wave of violence against ICE has been driven by online apps and social media campaigns designed to put ICE officers at risk just for doing their jobs,” Bondi continued. “The Department of Justice will continue engaging tech companies to eliminate platforms where radicals can incite imminent violence against federal law enforcement.”

You could argue that ICE immigration officials should be able to do their jobs without being hassled, but it’s also fair to say that plenty of people in the US see ICE and the Trump government as the problem.

And as Gizmodo continued:”It’s completely legal to share information about where police are operating. In fact, the idea that sharing such information should be illegal is only common in authoritarian countries. But Bondi and the Department of Justice have declared war on anyone sharing such basic information, characterizing it as dangerous or violent.”

If companies like Meta are going to take the government’s side as large parts of the US public view that government increasingly hostile, we’re quickly going to get to a point where organising any kind of protest in the US via social media platforms is a dangerous dead end.

Sure, there are other apps people can use, but Apple took down ICE tracking apps, so relying on mainstream app stores might be out of the question.

That means organising resistance will have to move to increasingly tricky-to-use tools that are harder to access, making it harder to build a resistance in big numbers.

If Trump’s opposition are hoping for the public to rise up against his increasingly authoritarian moves, they might have a serious task ahead of them because social media is unlikely to be much help.

Let’s face it, big tech does NOT want to get into trouble with THIS White House.

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NEW & NOTEWORTHY

Everything else you need to know from the past seven days…

MetaMeta / FacebookFacebook / MessengerMessenger

  • Facebook reintroduced local job ads features in the US

  • Meta is offering some users Meta Verified for just $1 per month for the first year

  • Meta told its metaverse workers to use AI to ‘go 5X faster’

  • Meta balked at turning over AI chatbot records in a lawsuit, setting up a court fight

  • Meta’s latest Quest update offers an immersive new Home experience, window anchoring and QuickPlay

  • Meta’s new Horizon TV app for Quest VR headsets is like a smart TV… in VR

  • Palmer Luckey’s Anduril has launched its EagleEye military helmet, developed in partnership with Meta

  • Meta poached Apple’s newly appointed head of its AI search project

  • Meta partnered with Arm to help the social media company scale up its AI infrastructure

  • Facebook's testing a new group highlights feature. It lets admins of private group spotlight member content publicly… But only if the member approves the request

  • Facebook’s generous new monetisation model is a hit with creators

  • Facebook added a Flash Sale option for Subscriptions

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InstagramInstagram

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ThreadsThreads / XX (Twitter)

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WhatsAppWhatsApp

  • WhatsApp has started offering some users the ability to set a disappearing status

  • WhatsApp is working on animations settings that let you choose whether emojis, stickers, and GIFs play automatically

  • WhatsApp is testing the ability to set notifications for status updates from selected contacts

  • WhatsApp is working on the ability to react to status updates using a reaction sticker

  • WhatsApp is working on bringing a sidebar to the iPad app

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TikTokTikTok

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YouTubeYouTube

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SnapchatSnapchat / LinkedInLinkedIn / PinterestPinterest / More…

  • Snap is bringing shopping features to its AR glasses. Tripadvisor and Figma are also working on experiences for the glasses, due to launch next year

  • Snapchat announced loads of AR updates at its annual Lens Fest, including improved AR creation elements, generative AI guidance for AR development, new games and gaming creation tools, AR creator monetization, and more.

  • Snapchat is testing a new HD mode to capture snaps in higher resolution

  • ⁠LinkedIn has launched its new connection leaderboard feature for games

  • 4Chan has been fined in the UK over failure to comply with the Online Safety Act

  • Telegram now has a Liquid Glass-like design, even if you don’t have iOS 26, along with a bunch of app feature updates like comments in group calls, and notes for contacts

  • Pinterest is adding an option to let you filter out AI slop content

  • Twitch has a new live-shopping feature powered by Amazon Ads

  • Signal got a security overhaul to prepare it for the day when quantum computers can break conventional encryption

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Just head to the More news’ section below!

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🤖 SOCIAL AI

The newest social media AI features spotted this week:

YouTube has a new AI-powered report that helps advertisers measure their total brand impact across paid and organic videos for the first time.

Also spotted this week 👀

  • YouTube plans to launch automatic lip-syncing for dubbed videos, aiming to make AI translations look more natural

  • WhatsApp added a new AI Images option in Status

  • Reddit is expanding its AI-powered search to support French, German, Spanish, Italian, and Portuguese.

  • ChatGPT could soon add the ability to DM humans via the app

  • xAI’s Grok app now lets you create images from templates

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💬 YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT

When I’m quoted in the news, you’ll find it here:

I spoke the The Telegraph about how our social feeds have filled up with AI slop… and the risk of ‘slop fatigue’.

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🌡️ VIRAL

The first couple of weeks of OpenAI’s Sora app have been marked by a rush of AI videos of dead celebrities.

They might seem like harmless fun, but the celebs’ families aren’t all happy about it.

OpenAI said yesterday it has blocked the ability to create videos of Martin Luther King Jr at the request of his estate.

Also going viral this week: 🔥

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🪧 BRANDS

Controversy isn’t what it used to be…

“Marketers are entering a new era where it’s becoming harder to differentiate between real consumer sentiment and manufactured outrage.

“AI-powered bot networks, usually reserved for fueling election disinformation campaigns, are now being deployed against brands, with Cracker Barrel and American Eagle being two recent high-profile examples.”

More brand news this week: 👀

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🙊 WHAT DID YOU SAY?!

“So much of the internet is now dead"

- Reddit co-founder Alexis Ohanian is not happy with the way AI content is taking over the internet

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Also overheard this week: 👂

  • “Japan bears a responsibility to take the lead on making rules (related to AI and copyright infringement), precisely because we are a country that has captivated the world with the creative power of anime, games, and music.”

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    Japanese politician Akihisa Shiozaki is unhappy with all the anime slop people are making with OpenAI’s Sora app

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  • “It won’t perhaps be quite as all singing and all dancing as people suggest”

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    Former Meta exec Nick Clegg isn’t as all-in on AI’s future potential as his former employer is

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👀 MY FAV READS

“Spontaneous original content, shared by people all over the world, made the internet a fun place to be. It’s more complicated now.”

Also:

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😮 WTF?!

This is nuts. A Twitch streamer’s dog yelped once in the background of a stream while wearing a collar that appears to include a holder for an Apple AirTag…

…and suddenly there’s a week of controversy from people accusing him of putting a shock collar on his dog?!

Also WTF this week: 👀

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🤦‍♂️ FAIL

AI can be really useful… but it can also be less intelligent than a very dumb human 😳

Also:

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🪦 RIP

Social media features heading for the graveyard:

It seems not many people use Messenger’s desktop apps…

That’s the only reason I can think for Meta announcing that it’s killing them sometime soon, as the company hasn’t given a reason.

Also:

  • Apple has discontinued its once-hyped Clips app, which let users create stylised social videos.

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👔 YOU’RE HIRED!

Hot new social media jobs worth checking out this week:

Comic Relief is looking for a Social Media Manager [Hybrid - London, UK]

More top social media jobs spotted this week 💼

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🧪 SOCIAL SCIENCE

Well this is worrying: 

“Data from a large, ongoing study of adolescents shows a link between increasing social media use and lower cognition and memory in teens.”

Also:

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👌 PRO TIPS

Yep, links kill reach on X, and Buffer has the data to back it up….

Can you guess the average % reach for non-premium subscribers in 2025?

It starts with a zero.

It also ends with a zero.

More pro-tips worth checking out

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📊 SOCIAL STATS

€7 BILLION

– The amount YouTube contributed to the EU’s GDP in 2024, according to an Oxford Economics study

Even more social stats: 📈

  • TOP FOR TEENS: TikTok ranked #1 social app for US teens with 46% ranking it their most favourite app

  • IN FASHION: 59% of Gen Z say YouTube content influences their personal style and purchase decisions

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💥 EVEN MORE SOCIAL MEDIA NEWS & UPDATES

  • Social media pushes distressing news to children, a study has found. [The Guardian]

  • TikTok insiders and creators are worried its powerful algorithm could lose its magic after its planned US sale. [Business Insider $$$]

  • Meta has withdrawn from MRC brand safety audits, losing its accreditation just months after it was issued. [AdWeek $$$]

  • Meta execs were among dozens of corporate elites at a glitzy White House dinner. [Wall Street Journal $$$]

  • Tony Blair and Nick Clegg hosted a dinner giving tech bosses access to UK minister. Meta says it was part of Clegg’s policy work for the company. [The Guardian]

  • Meta broke ground on the construction of a new AI data centre in El Paso, Texas. [Social Media Today]

  • Ray-Ban maker EssilorLuxottica says Meta smart glasses are boosting its growth. [CNBC]

  • The EU is probing Snapchat, YouTube, App Stores over how they protect kids online. [Politico]

  • Daily Mail publisher DMG Media has launched two ‘TikTok-first’ dedicated social publisher arms aimed at young people. [Press Gazette]

  • The vendor Discord blamed for its recent data breach mow claims it wasn’t hacked. [The Verge]

  • xAI is pushing to build ‘world models’, joining the likes of Meta and Google in the race to develop AI systems that can navigate and design physical environments. [Financial Times $$$]

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📰 WEEKEND READS

Geekout’s pick of the best longer reads to sink into over the weekend:

We’re almost at the end of the year already… how did that happen?

Here are some thoughts about what might happen in social media marketing next year. How many do you agree with?

More great weekend reads:

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😳 AND FINALLY…

I mentioned this trend last week, but it’s really got out of hand now... 😬

Police across the US say people keep calling 911 over the ‘AI homeless man’ TikTok prank. Police in the UK have complained about it too!

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📅 BACK NEXT WEEK…

That’s a wrap on this week’s rom-com disguised as a social media newsletter. 💖

Time for me to slide into Tiffany & Co’s inbox and casually pitch a “Geekout x Engagement Ring Debt Relief” collab…

…Failing that, if next week’s newsletter is suddenly sponsored by a ring insurance or Prosecco brand… you’ll know why.

Goodbye, geeks!

P.S. This newsletter is edited by Martin SFP Bryant

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