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Hello, geeks!
Poke poke! Pay attention! It’s time to dive into the week’s social media news.
This week…
Why Meta will have pissed off a bunch of celebrities as it rushes to put AI everywhere 😬
How Facebook wants to get you poking again 👈
Is Elon forcing the UK police to do the moderation he should be doing? 👮
The Trump/Elon rift gets gloriously petty 😂
And LOADS more. Grab a coffee, there’s lots to get stuck into….
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🔥 GEEKOUT HOT 5
Geekout’s pick of the hottest headlines in social this week:
Meta updates chatbot rules to avoid inappropriate topics with teen users [PROTECTING]
Instagram finally lands on iPad with a Reels-first experience [REELING]
Elon Musk’s X Money plans stalled by regulators and staff turnover [DELAYING]
Facebook is trying to make ‘pokes’ happen again [POKING]
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🚨 EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT
Is the UK too heavy-handed on social media posts?
If you’re in the UK and follow the news, you’ll no doubt have seen a lot of former comedy writer Graham Linehan this week.
He was arrested at Heathrow Airport on Monday as he returned to the UK from the US, on suspicion of inciting violence against trans people in social media posts.
This will sadly not surprise anyone who has followed Linehan’s trajectory over the past decade.
But regardless of your opinion of this specific case, there’s something pretty wild about FIVE police officers meeting someone at an airport to arrest them over a social media post.
Incitement to violence is a serious offence and should not be tolerated, but regardless of how this case ends up, should the police be helping people like Linehan bolster their support by claiming the state is persecuting them for their views?
As journalist James Ball wrote in his newsletter yesterday, a lot of police resources are being expended on social media posts, even if the number of convictions is low:
“The police are knocking on people’s doors, in serious numbers, and arresting them for their social media posts. It is true that more than 1,000 people are arrested every month over things they posted to the internet. What is often left out is that most of these arrests eventually result in no further action, or in a police caution.
“Most of the remainder is serious threatening behaviour, harassment or stalking. The numbers of people actually being jailed for borderline social posts in the UK remains small.”
Ball argues that Elon Musk is at least partly to blame for this, because he’s turned X into a place where hateful speech isn’t moderated, something that wasn’t the case in the Twitter days.
Foster an atmosphere where casual racism, homophobia, transphobia and other deeply unpleasant traits are treated as fair game, and you will encourage people to post those things; things that may well fall foul of hate speech laws in the UK.
If Musk really does care about crime in the UK (as he claims), he’ll help the police here by cleaning up X.
But I suspect he’d rather people were allowed to incite violence against minorities he doesn’t like with impunity. It’s ‘free speech’, right? Grim.
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✨ NEW & NOTEWORTHY
Everything else you need to know from the past seven days…
Meta / Facebook / Messenger 👥

Facebook Page anniversaries [Image: Ahmed Ghanem]
Meta’s AI leaders have reportedly discussed using third-party AI models, not just the company’s own
Facebook now celebrates your Page’s anniversary
Facebook now lets you upload subtitles and audio descriptions for video Stories
Facebook is testing a new slider for Story emoji reactions
Facebook is testing a new position for the Like button on comments
Messenger now lets you mention your friends in Notes
Meta Quest is now supported by Windows on Arm PCs
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Instagram ✨

Updated DM management in Instagram
Instagram has added new tools to manage your DMs
Instagram is testing picture-in-picture viewing for Reels
Instagram has launched a smarter system to reduce repetitive notifications. It penalises alerts that repeat the same friend, format, or topic
Instagram now shows Meta Verified subscriber accounts at the top of search results, following the release of a search optimisation perk
Instagram has started showing notes for reposted posts on the repost grid
Instagram has added a ‘Message Response Tracker’ to the Professional Dashboard, giving you more control over how you manage replies
Instagram is now showing an indicator on a friend’s profile icon in Notes if it’s their birthday
Instagram now only shows message requests from the last 30 days by default, with an option to view older requests
Instagram added an option to share your hidden words with others
Instagram Edits continues to make useful design tweaks
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Threads 🧵 / WhatsApp 🟢

10,000-character text attachments in Threads
Threads is taking on X by offering free support for up to 10,000-character text attachments, plus prominent links
Threads has added limits to messages, allowing you to send up to three messages before the recipient accepts your request
Threads has been spotted offering a ‘Followed from your post in the [Topic Tag] feed’ notification
WhatsApp fixed a ‘zero-click’ bug used to hack Apple users with spyware
WhatsApp Statuses are getting a Close Friends feature
WhatsApp is testing a new feature that shows the duration of voice messages directly in the chats tab and on iPhone lock screen notifications, without opening the chat
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Twitter (‘X’) 🤡

Add a nickname for your X chats [Image: Radu Oncescu]
X has added a ‘nickname’ feature to X Chat
X could soon be fined by the EU for violating the Digital Services Act, but that might be a nightmare for the bloc’s relations with the US
Later is the latest social media app to drop support for X after API changes
xAI's Grok has no place in US federal government, advocacy groups have argued
…but it appears xAI is back in contention for US government contracts
‘Inside the NFL’ is getting a reboot as an X original series
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YouTube 📺

Gift your favourite YouTube streamers. [Image via Social Media Today]
YouTube’s first global, free NFL livestream debuts today, including drones, 50+ cameras, creator streams, and a halftime show by Karol G
Google is training its AI tools on YouTube videos. Some creators aren’t happy
YouTube is warning Family plan users who don’t live together they'll lose Premium access
YouTube has rolled out a revamped UI for its Android TV app
YouTube has launched shareable community posts and new live gifting tools
YouTube will become the biggest digital home for Sesame Street, streaming hundreds of classic episodes in 2026
YouTube’s settlement talks with Donald Trump, after he sued for being banned after the January 6th insurrection, have apparently stalled
Disney must pay $10 million after an FTC investigation into the company collecting children’s data on YouTube.
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TikTok 📱

Buy movie tickets in TikTok (in the US)
TikTok has added audio messaging, and audio and video attachments for DMs
TikTok has rolled out new tools to support Shop creators ahead of the holiday season
TikTok has launched a new Creator Level system, with tasks to unlock benefits
TikTok now lets US users buy movie tickets in-app through a new Fandango partnership
TikTok is developing a feature similar to Instagram’s Trial Reels
TikTok has launched a Sabrina Carpenter experience packed with profile frames, in-app challenges, and album tie-ins
TikTok temporarily suspended its livestreaming feature in Indonesia following protests in the country
TikTok is now promoting bulletin boards created by brands or publishers in the For You feed
TikTok is testing a simplified UI for TikTok Live
TikTok now has a ‘remove background noise’ option for livestreams
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LinkedIn / Telegram / Netflix / More… 👻

Music in profiles on Telegram
LinkedIn takes on hiring scams with recruiter verification
LinkedIn is planning a leaderboard for its games
Telegram has added music to profiles, sticker tools, and gift upgrades
Netflix has added a Twitch-like clipping function, complete with an editor
Mastodon says it doesn’t ‘have the means’ to comply with age verification laws
Pinterest has introduced a new in-app prompt in the UK to help teens reduce phone use during school
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🔥 Want to see more hot NEW features spotted in the wild this week?
Just head to the ‘More news’ section below!
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🤖 SOCIAL AI
The newest social media AI features spotted this week:
WhatsApp now lets you swap your video chat backgrounds to something more exciting or appropriate, using AI-generated scenes.
Also spotted this week 👀
Meta AI on Ray-Ban and Oakley smart glasses can now access your calendar
Meta now lets advertisers blacklist words in Advantage+ to stop off-brand language getting into AI-generated copy
Meta has added an option to enable or disable AI-initiated messaging in your AI Chat
Instagram can now use Meta AI to summarise your messages
X now lets you turn images into videos using Grok, directly from the post creation sheet
xAI has added a specific AI model for Grok Companions, ‘Grok 3 Mini Companion’
xAI added a new ‘Speech’ setting for videos generated within the Grok app
LinkedIn’s AI-powered Hiring Assistant is going global (in English) this month
OpenAI is building an AI jobs platform that could challenge LinkedIn
WeChat, Douyin and Weibo are among the Chinese social media platform deploying ‘generated by AI’ labels to comply with a new law
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📆 WHILE WE WERE AWAY
A quick roundup of the big stories from when Geeekout took a break last week:
Donald Trump said the TikTok ‘deadline’ will just keep getting pushed back until a deal is done
YouTube caused a massive stir with its machine learning enhanced videos (particularly thanks to Will Smith)
YouTube expanded its Hype feature globally
Meta’s AI hiring drive saw setbacks as some staff left, or never even started
Taylor Swift’s engagement announcement was a record breaker for Instagram (although a record number of reposts isn’t a massive deal as they’re a new feature)
Instagram followed TikTok with its own feature for US college students
Bluesky blocked users in Mississippi over the state’s new age assurance law
Spotify launched DMs as it tries to become more social. It ditched a similar feature a few years back.
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💬 YOU CAN QUOTE ME ON THAT
When I’m quoted in the news, you’ll find it here:
I gave my thoughts to CNET on the impact of AI on the role of a social media manager…
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😆 LOL
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🌡️ VIRAL
Prepare to be completely unsurprised!
The ‘Jet2 holiday’ meme has helped Jess Glynne’s Hold My Hand to the position of TikTok’s Global and UK Song of the Summer.
(Over in South Korea, ‘Soda Pop’ from K-Pop Demon Hunters took the helm)
Also going viral this week: 🔥
‘What do you earn?’ How Instagram and TikTok influencers sent a taboo question viral
The 'cortisol cocktail' is blowing up on TikTok. Does it really work?
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🪧 BRANDS
Okay, so the Taylor/Travis love-fest happened while I was away last week, but it’s worth looking at how brands embraced the opportunity of harnessing some algorithm juice off the back of it…
“Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married,” Swift wrote. Unleash the creatives…
There are more brand reactions to the news here.
More brand news this week: 👀
PlayStation and Xbox swapped banners on their X profiles, leading fans to call it an end to the console war
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🙊 WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
“It makes me sad, because I was a big part of this whole creator economy, and now, it’s literally being dismantled by the company that built it.”
- Kathleen Grace, a former YouTube employee, is not happy Google is training its AI on creators’ YouTube videos without opt-out or payment
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Also overheard this week: 👂
"Post one unexpected insight you picked from your experience in that area. Keep it under 5 sentences. Do this every day for 6 months… By the end, you will be recognized as the world's leading expert in that subject area and you can charge whatever you want for endorsements, your time, or whatever.”
– X's product head, Nikita Bier says there's a playbook to getting rich on the platform
“I get really frustrated and in a bad mood if my whole day is scheduled and there’s a thing that I know is really important and I don’t get time to do it because I’m sitting in other things that are not the most important thing to be doing… You have too many days like that in a row and I just, like, explode.”
– Mark Zuckerberg on the importance of having dedicated time without any meetings or commitments“Dear Meta, After four solid years, I've decided it's time for me to move on to a new exciting chapter. My last day is this Friday… So, time for a performance review. Your's not mine 😉 Rating: Met Most Expectations* *caveat: they were sky-high."
– Meta's EU policy manager Christelle Dernon’s note to the company as she announced internally that she was leaving
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👀 MY FAV READS
“Threads is the Big Bang Theory of social media. Bland, boring, largely unoffensive, and somehow, it was the most popular show on television for years.”
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😮 WTF?!
The Trump White House swapped its LinkedIn avatar to a glowing shot of Trump’s face.
Now, Obama-era staffers see his mug stamped on their LinkedIn profiles.
Don Jr. gloated, calling it “one of the great trolls” 🙄
Also WTF this week: 👀
Age verification mandates (like in the UK) are proving a boon for platforms that DON’T follow the rules
ICE arrested a TikTok influencer who livestreamed immigration raids
An online group said it was behind a spate of campus ‘swatting’ attacks in the US, bookable via Telegram
The BBC found a web of spammers profiting from AI-generated holocaust images
MrBeast has plans for a phone company in the mould of Ryan Reynolds' Mint Mobile
The Milwaukee Public Library is bringing young readers back to the stacks with hilarious TikToks
As Russia restricts YouTube and Instagram, influencers there are thriving on platforms like Telegram
Mark Zuckerberg once invited Meta execs to join him in MMA training at a management offsite
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🤦♂️ FAIL
Donald Trump last night hosted a glitzy White House event for tech bigwigs like Zuck, Bill Gates, Tim Cook, and Sam Altman.
But it was a big FAIL for Elon Musk, who was NOT on the invite list.
I bet that stings…
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📺 WATCH THIS
WhatsApp’s fun new ad stars Adam Scott and Adam Brody in a push get you group chatting there vs rival apps….
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👔 YOU’RE HIRED!
Hot new social media jobs worth checking out this week:

Airbnb is looking for a Reputational Social Lead [Remote, USA]
More top social media jobs spotted this week 💼
Linktree needs a Creator Success Lead [Flexible, USA]
The RSPCA is hiring a Senior Social Media Officer [London, UK]
Brentford FC is on the look out for a Community Engagement Lead [Brentford, UK]
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📲 NEW APP
Adobe is bringing a free version of its Premiere video editor to the iPhone this month.
It includes handy features like easy exports to TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Instagram.
An Android version is also planned.
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🪦 RIP
Social media features heading for the graveyard:
Remember Flip, the one-time TikTok challenger?
It’s heading for the ‘deadpool’ (as TechCrunch sometimes calls it) or ‘down the dumper’ (as Smash Hits magazine used to call it).
It’s shutting down, in other words.
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👌 PRO TIPS
How to stop your celeb collab from becoming a viral PR dumpster fire 😱
More pro-tips worth checking out ✨
What is a good Instagram engagement rate? Data from 27 million+ Instagram posts
How often should you post on LinkedIn? Insights from 2 million posts
YouTube has published its latest creative trends report, which this time around looks at what it calls “Creative Maximalism”
Meta has shared more info to help you use its AI-powered ad attribution tracking tools
Meta released three key tips to help brands convert holiday shoppers more effectively this season
X has shared tips for holiday campaigns on its platform
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📊 SOCIAL STATS
47.3 BILLION
– The total number of views clocked up by MrBeast’s YouTube Shorts videos, topping his 46.6 billion long-form total
Even more social stats: 📈
INSTAGROWTH: Meta’s latest EU data shows Instagram skyrocketing with 6.17% growth—ten times Facebook’s sluggish 0.65%.
TIKTOKULAR: TikTok’s 2024 revenue in the U.K., Europe, and Latin America surged 38%, reaching $64 billion—more than double its 2022 total
IN THE MONEY: Research shows that a global head of product and design position at TikTok could command a $949,349 per year salary
LINKEDUP: LinkedIn’s EU user base jumped 14% in the first half of 2025, hitting 54.7 million monthly actives
DISTURBING: New research found Character.ai bots delivering disturbing content to children every 5 minutes
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📈 CHARTED
A map of LinkedIn’s userbase by country across the EU…
More charted social insights spotted: 👀.
AI ADS: US retailers’ adoption of Meta Advantage+ ads, charted
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💥 EVEN MORE SOCIAL MEDIA NEWS & UPDATES
US content creators and influencers could soon be able to take up to $25,000 in tips tax-free. [Forbes]
US college-focused social app Fizz has expanded into grocery delivery. [TechCrunch]
RedNote parent company Xiaohongshu is on track to triple its profit to $3 billion this year. [Bloomberg $$$]
Australia's social media ban can be enforced 'effectively' but with risks, official report has found. [BBC News]
Nepal has blocked Facebook, X, YouTube and others for failing to register with the government. TikTok is among the platforms allowed to stay live. [AP]
A new “creator house” is bringing the ‘College Gameday’ experience to the TikTok crowd. [TubeFilter]
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📰 WEEKEND READS
Geekout’s pick of the best longer reads to sink into over the weekend:
“Mixing dense political ideas with allusions to Twilight and Donald Duck, these films have become a thrilling DIY artform – one entirely conceived, written, filmed and performed by their stars.”
More great weekend reads:
How Elon Musk is remaking Grok in his image
Can YouTube handle live sports? The NFL is the ultimate test
2025 is the year creators broke through to become Hollywood's new power players
Meet Bus Aunty, the nurse turning London’s doubledeckers into a TikTok sensation
(More of a weekend watch): How YouTube won the streaming wars
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😳 AND FINALLY…
Mark Zuckerberg is suing Mark Zuckerberg.
Wait… what?! 🤔
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📅 BACK NEXT WEEK…
And that’s pretty much everything worth knowing about in social media land this week.
I’m heading off to pop the cork on a bottle of Champagne…. 🍾
…The 6-week school summer holiday is over, and the kids are back in class. 🙏
I might finally catch-up on client work! 👌
Goodbye, geeks!

P.S. This newsletter is edited by Martin SFP Bryant
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