Hello, geeks!
Welcome back to a double-stuffed edition of Geekout.
I hope you all had a digitally detoxed and enjoyable Christmas break. I know I did. And boy, did. I need it!
However, I found myself mostly building flat-pack Ikea furniture, and preventing my teenage son and daughter from fighting over literally everything! 🙄
As we stride into 2026, news headlines and chatter amongst social media geeks has mostly been dominated by two stories over the past couple of weeks:
Instagram bossman Adam Mosseri’s post signalling that the authenticity aesthetic is dead as AI takes over.
AI images (and slop!) are a fact of life now, and we all need to adjust accordingly. I liked Rachel Karten’s take on what this means for creators in 2026, and beyond
Elon Musk’s Grok becoming a child sexual abuse image generator. Seriously, WTAF, Elon?!
If governments and regulators are serious about wanting to protect children from the harms of social media, this is their moment to say enough is enough, and finally take enforcement action (looking at you Ofcom). Apple and Google should also remove Grok from their App Stores, pronto.
It’s staggering that Elon’s toxic swamp X hasn’t been drained and fenced off by those who have the power to do it.
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Coming Soon… Geekout’s 2026 Mini Glowup
I’m just adding the finishing touches to a revamped homepage for Geekout Newsletter. Along with a 2026 design refresh for the newsletter itself.
The redesign aims to improve readability with better spacing and formatting, and a few slick tweaks to give Geekout a fresh skin for 2026.
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3 cool things…
🔥 How to win social in 2026 using comedy. HIGHLY recommend checking this out.
🤯 This is SO good. The 10 Dark Arts of TikTok, revealed.
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🔥 GEEKOUT HOT 5
Geekout’s pick of the hottest headlines in social this week:
TikTok’s future hangs again as China signals “not so fast” on US sell-off [STALLING]
Instagram boss says authenticity is dying as platform prepares creators for major AI content shift [ERA-ENDING]
Meta’s new privacy policy opens up AI chats for targeted ads [HARVESTING]
Meta created ‘playbook’ to fend off pressure to crack down on scammers, leaked docs show [PROFITEERING]
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🚨 EVERYONE’S TALKING ABOUT
Elon does nothing as Grok serves up appalling filth
Close watchers of X and Grok will have sadly not been surprised in the slightest that Elon Musk’s AI has been happily creating sexualised images of women and children all week (and that’s just the start of it).
TV presenters are among those who have complained about being ‘undressed’ by Grok. Even the mother of one of Elon Musk's children says Grok won't stop creating sexualised images of her.
It’s infuriated policymakers around the world. A spokesperson for UK prime minister Kier Starmer called it “a disgrace… completely unacceptable”.
But here’s the thing… X has done nothing about it.
Today, Grok has (very much kind of but not really) limited image generation to paid users, but that’s at best just a way to make more money from some of the sleaziest behaviour we’ve seen from Musk yet.
And it’s not the grovelling apology and instant block on such images that most people would expect. It should be simple.
What we have here really is a test for regulators. Do they have any true power to stop Elon Musk doing anything?
This is particularly true in Europe, where the US government has defended its companies against what it sees as unreasonable treatment by regulators. The EU has seemingly already somewhat relented on its plans.
X parent xAI announced this week that it has a new $20 billion funding round. But it sadly seems unlikely Musk will be spending all of that on paying fines and settling lawsuits.
How far can you go when Elon Musk doesn’t want to be regulated? Even if regulators fine him, will he pay? And if he does, will it really hurt him or stop him? X could be banned in some countries, but will governments want to risk enraging the US?
Something has to change, but too many people are too deeply committed to their old Twitter accounts to leave. Even under pressure to do so, the UK government won’t leave as there’s still an audience there. The BBC won’t quit because it would mean ceding ground to disinformation.
Apple and Google have done nothing either. They could remove X from app stores, but again, they probably want to stay out of trouble with the US government.
At least this episode should get a few more people to see that Elon Musk is the closest the world has to a cartoon vision of an ‘evil billionaire’, and maybe they’ll realise that’s not a good thing…
…although even the authors of the darkest graphic novels would probably think an oligarch who happily distributes on-demand sexualised images of children to a global audience would be a little far fetched.
✨ NEW & NOTEWORTHY
Everything else you need to know from the past seven days…
Meta
/ Facebook
Meta acquired Manus, a Chinese-founded AI agent startup, in a deal reportedly topping $2 billion
…but China might put the brakes on the deal
Meta is adding a teleprompter and virtual writing to its Ray-Ban Display glasses
…but Meta has paused the global rollout of the Ray-Ban Display glasses, citing “unprecedented demand and limited inventory”
Meta Rights Manager is testing copyright management support on Threads and WhatsApp channels
Meta continues running illegal online gambling ads despite bans across India, Southeast Asia, and the Middle East
Meta has been sued by the US Virgin Islands over ads for scams and dangers to children
Meta demonstrated Neural Band controls inside Garmin’s concept car, enabling pinch-and-swipe infotainment input
Meta Business Suite now allows you to post stories directly to your Page by long-pressing on the media within the selection section
Facebook now allows Page admins to link up to 50 WhatsApp numbers to a Page
Facebook is rolling out the Fan Challenge feature widely for Pages
Facebook has added an option for Pages to decline collaboration invites and block all future invites from the account tagging them.
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Instagram
Instagram is testing a ‘Top 5’ feature for Stories: share your story with your five besties only
Leaked docs show Instagram spent years obsessing over reversing teen decline despite major safety lawsuits
Instagram has been spotted hiding the ‘Story Highlights’ section
Instagram is widely rolling out a new UI for the desktop login page
Instagram now has a 10K followers filter for DMs
Instagram Edits added the ability to link an account
Instagram is testing a new option to start a conversation with anyone who liked your story, directly from the notifications tab
Instagram is working on options to share profile links in bulk
Instagram is testing a redesigned Monetisation page
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Threads
Threads is developing in-message games, starting with a swipe-to-shoot basketball mini-game
Threads is working on a new feature for Communities: Live Chat
Threads is working on a new ‘Tangle’ attachment option for posts 🤔
Threads is rolling out podcast preview clips to position itself as the default hub for episode discussion
Threads added another way to quickly repost an image or a video via a new button in the share sheet
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WhatsApp
WhatsApp added member tags, text stickers, and event reminders for group chats
WhatsApp is testing the ability for users to share their chat history with new group members
WhatsApp is testing adding @usernames to replace phone numbers on contact screens
WhatsApp is working on quiz-based interactions for channels
WhatsApp is testing a new Peripherals section showing linked Apple Watches + last active times
WhatsApp is testing a contact info page for group chat members
WhatsApp is testing the ability for admins to share a channel invite with their contacts
WhatsApp is testing the ability to filter stickers and create custom text stickers
WhatsApp is working on additional disappearing message timer options
WhatsApp is working on controls to help parents manage secondary accounts with limited features
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X / Twitter
X plans to boost creator payouts to lure authoritative writers back onto the platform.
X added a new Creator Studio hub on mobile
X added a new ‘Filter by Country’ option, letting you view top posts from specific regions
X added a new ‘Flag as spam’ feature on iOS
X now lets you write articles without Premium+, you now only need Premium.
X now tells you how many ads you’ve avoided with a Premium account
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TikTok
TikTok has become FIFA’s first Preferred Platform for World Cup 2026 coverage. The partnership brings a new in-app World Cup hub featuring live match footage, custom stickers and filters, and a new creator collaboration program.
TikTok is jumping into micro dramas, the surging bite-sized soaps that have caught Hollywood's eye. It has rebranded ‘Series’ to ‘Mini Drama’ in-app
TikTok is tightening its ad rules with mandatory verified accounts due this year
TikTok Shop has introduced digital gift cards, escalating its challenge to Amazon and eBay
TikTok Shop is offering new US sellers perks including $6,000 coupons
TikTok added a new Collage feature for photo posts
TikTok now lets you use avatars in Thoughts
TikTok is cracking down on counterfeits as global shop sales double
TikTok is splitting its US staff into different companies as it prepares for a sale
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YouTube
YouTube is making it harder to dislike Shorts, by testing a UI change that hides the Shorts dislike button in a menu
YouTube added a new “Search with [Google] Lens” button for some Shorts
YouTube is now showing photo-only carousel posts in the Shorts feed
YouTube is revamping its search filters, adding a Shorts category and refining durations.
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Pinterest
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Reddit
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Spotify
OpenAI is reportedly interested in acquiring Pinterest, in a deal that could boost its ChatGPT shopping tool and future revenue opportunities
Reddit has overtaken TikTok in UK thanks to search its Google deal and Gen Z habits
Spotify is finally bringing your friends’ Listening Activity to mobile. A new feature lets Premium users sync listening, co-queue songs, and chat
Roblox is now enforcing mandatory age estimation for chat access across all regions
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🔥 Want to see more hot NEW features spotted in the wild this week?
Just head to the ‘More news’ section below!
🤖 SOCIAL AI
The newest social media AI features spotted this week:
Snapchat’s new ‘Animate It’ AI Lens generates bespoke video animations from text prompts, ranging from reactions to mini-movies.
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Also spotted this week 👀
Instagram is working on AI transitions for photos in Stories
Meta AI’s app is expanding availability of the option to create an AI selfie
LinkedIn expanded its AI job search to all English users and five major languages
LinkedIn now sometimes displays an AI-generated title when a non-logged user is viewing a post
Reddit launched Max Campaign, an AI-powered ad buying tool targeting performance ad budgets
WhatsApp is testing AI-powered Imagine capabilities for status updates
TikTok is adding a control to enable or disable Display Object Tags, which allow TikTok’s AI to automatically identify objects
X is widely rolling out its AI-powered community notes
X now lets you edit your profile picture with Grok AI
X added a new Ask Grok feature for sent or received messages via X Chat
xAI now allows Grok users to edit or animate an image straight from the post composer available in the Imagine section
YouTube Music has upgraded its lyric-sharing tool with Gemini-generated backgrounds
xAI launched Grok Business and Enterprise tiers, with team licensing, admin tools, SSO, analytics, and a high-security Enterprise Vault
Telegram added its first AI-powered feature based on the decentralised network Cocoon, daily AI summaries
ChatGPT’s WhatsApp number will be discontinued after 15 January, due to Meta’s new policy
💀 LOL
📈 MEMES
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella thinks people are being unfair when they call AI ‘slop’.
But so much of it IS SLOP. Bring on the ‘Microslop’ memes…
🌡️ VIRAL
One button for every day of the year…
That’s the (slightly odd) idea behind the first big viral sensation on TikTok in 2026.
The 365 buttons meme, explained:
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Also going viral this week: 🔥
What is the yellow font trend, and why is is all over TikTok?
🪧 BRANDS
Vaseline is having an unlikely moment of success on TikTok.
Is it the ultimate lifehack?
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More brand news this week: 👀
How Vaseline parent company Unilever's huge bet on influencers led to a creator economy gold rush
Advertisers warn that any hit to TikTok’s user experience in the US following its acquisition deal could rapidly redirect brands’ budgets elsewhere
👀 MY FAV READS
“I think that 2025 was the year where the algorithm completely took over, so followings stopped mattering entirely”
📺 MUCH WATCH
Semafor has done a deep-dive interview with Instagram chief Adam Mosseri, and it’s well worth a watch.
He says changing audience habits might mean Instagram embraces long-form or premium video, despite years of rejecting the idea.
Deeper, hands-on algorithm shaping is also on the way but could take years to fully materialise.
🙊 WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
– UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer warns Elon Musk to get a handle on Grok’s child images problem
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Also overheard this week: 👂
“Authenticity is becoming a scarce resource, driving more demand for creator content, not less. The bar is shifting from "can you create?" to "can you make something that only you could create?"…
“Relatively quickly, AI will create any aesthetic you like, including an imperfect one that presents as authentic. At that point we'll need to shift our focus to who says something instead of what is being said.”
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– Instagram boss Adam Mosseri on human creators in an AI world
“I have quite a lot of pressure to remove the BBC from X… That is not what I will be doing.Because we need to be on these platforms, we need to give quality information onto the social media platforms and bring people onto them.”
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– BBC director general Tim Davie explains why the corporation won’t quit Elon Musk’s X
“The results were fudged a little bit… Mark was really upset and basically lost confidence in everyone who was involved in this. And so basically sidelined the entire GenAI organisation. A lot of people have left, a lot of people who haven’t yet left will leave.”
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– Yann LeCun, former Meta AI research chief, spills tea about the company’s flop Llama 4 model
“People [are] doing it just because it worked for Nutter Butter, there’s no natural tie-in…. I just feel like we’re going to see a brand like Palantir get in on it, or we’re going to see something dystopian, and then everyone’s going to be like, “We’ve had enough.” I don’t think we’re there yet, but I feel like we’ve been bordering on it.
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– The man behind Nutter Butter’s unhinged social strategy says the approach has very nearly played out
"It's much easier to build businesses when you have a hyper-niche, scaled audience because the product makes a lot more sense."
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– MrBeast's former manager, Reed Duchscher says social media mega stars will be replaced by hyper-niche creators who have an easier time monetising a smaller audience
😮 WTF?!
The rubicon has been crossed…
The top streamer on Twitch was generated by AI 😳
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Also WTF this week: 👀
A Reddit post claiming a food-delivery app used “desperation scores” and rigged systems amassed 86,000 upvotes before it turned out to be a massive hoax
Vietnam has capped unskippable ads on YouTube and similar platforms at just five seconds
Hundreds of people waited at the Brooklyn Bridge for fireworks that never came, all because of AI slop
US work permits are increasingly being awarded on basis of online reach, favouring content creators – because it’s easier to quantify reach and engagement than talent
Creators have been using Meta smart glasses to film POV clips of strangers without consent
Fraudsters have deployed AI deepfakes of Spain’s Princess Leonor on TikTok, luring users with fake cash-offer schemes requiring upfront payments
TikTok removed AI weight loss ads from a fake Boots account
📲 NEW PLATFORM
Twitter co-founder Biz Stone and Pinterest co-founder Evan Sharp have launched Tangle, designed as an antidote to social media’s harms.
It’s currently invite-only and focused on intentional living over algorithmic engagement.
Tangle prompts you with daily intentions and reflective goal-sharing.
Also:
NEW PRODUCT: This haptic wristband pairs with Meta smart glasses to decode facial expressions
👔 YOU’RE HIRED!
Hot new social media jobs worth checking out this week:

Beehiiv (the platform we use to bring you Geekout!) is looking for a Social Media Lead [Remote, worldwide]
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More top social media jobs spotted this week 💼
BBC News is recruiting an Assistant Editor, BBC News Social [Multiple locations, UK]
Amnesty International needs a Social Media Content Producer [London, UK]
Lloyds Banking Group is hiring a Social Media Lead [Multiple locations, UK]
👌 PRO TIPS
This new guide is (understandably) Reddit focused…
But the fact is you absolutely have to think about how LLMs surface information about the brands you work with…
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More pro-tips worth checking out ✨
Hubspot published a guide to Reddit marketing for B2B brands
LinkedIn answered creators’ biggest questions about feed engagement
LinkedIn shared new insights into how SMBs can maximise their success in the app, by building a credible, trusted presence
LinkedIn shared best practices for Thought Leader ads
TikTok launched 2026 regional event calendars for marketers
TikTok launched new resources for sports organisations to build their presence on the platform
X launched a 2026 marketing calendar mapping major cultural, sports, and global events marketers can tap into.
📊 SOCIAL STATS
– The number of messages sent on WhatsApp on New Year’s Day, the app’s biggest day of the year
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Even more social stats: 📈
NEWSTOK: TikTok is now the top news source for U.S. adults aged 18–29 at 43%
BIG SHOP: TikTok Shop now hosts 200,000+ UK small businesses plus major brands like M&S, Samsung, and Sainsbury’s
BUYING INFLUENCE: More than £500,000 has been spent on influencers by the UK government since 2024
YOUNG PINS: Gen Z now accounts for 50% of Pinterest’s 600 million MAUs, driving shifts in search behaviour
SLOPPY: More than 20% of videos shown to new YouTube users are ‘AI slop’, a study has found
AD DODGERS: A new survey found a Premium subscription is the most popular way of Android users dodging ads on on YouTube, at 31% of respondents
MIAMI AMORE: New research shows 6,000 major creators based in Miami, a city of just 6.4 million people.
SEEING RED: Reddit’s UK audience has surged 88% in two years
FEELING FESTIVE: TikTok reported a 100% year-on-year rise in Christmas décor posts over the festive period, fuelled by nostalgia culture.
NOT STRANGE: Stranger Things was the most talked-about TV show on X in 2025, with 12.4 million posts
📈 CHARTED
The 10 most used emojis in social posts in 2025, according to Buffer…
Which ones were you guilty of over-using last year? ✨👉🔥
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Even more social charts: 📈
BIG RED: Reddit is now the fastest-growing US ad channel
BRANDED: Creators prioritise brand quality and shared values in partnerships
MORE IMPACT: What could make thought leadership posts more impactful? Marketers weight in
💥 EVEN MORE SOCIAL MEDIA NEWS & UPDATES
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Also this week… 🚨
X parent xAI announced a new $20 billion funding round led by major global investors. [The Guardian]
Big Tech has reportedly been spared strict rules in an EU digital regulations overhaul [Reuters $$$]
Facebook was slow to act on posts celebrating Bondi beach massacre, an anti-hate group says. [The Guardian]
The US has issued travel bans on five EU regulators and researchers, accusing them of driving “foreign censorship” of American speech via EU DSA enforcement. [Engadget]
US Immigration agency ICE is spending $100 million to target Gen Z with hyper-personalised digital recruitment ads. [Mashable]
Poland asked the European Commission to probe TikTok after a spike in AI-generated videos urging Poland to leave the EU. [Euractiv]
Meta's CTO is calling the 'most important' meeting of the year for the Reality Labs division, urging employees to show up in person. [Business Insider $$$]
Meta appointed former Trump U.S. Trade Representative C.J. Mahoney as chief legal officer. [Social Media Today]
Meta hired the former top lawyer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency as a lobbyist. [Bloomberg Law $$$]
France is drafting a nationwide ban blocking children under 15 from social media. [Semafor]
Italy’s antitrust regulator ordered Meta to suspend WhatsApp terms that block rival AI chatbots. [Reuters $$$]
TikTok Shop plans to boost local mall brands with over 1,000 livestreams in 2026. [Says]
TikTok’s global creator chief Kim Farrell is leaving amid a sweeping content-division restructuring. [Business Insider $$$]
Spotify is cutting video-podcast monetisation thresholds to three episodes, 2,000 hours watched, and 1,000 engaged listeners. [TechCrunch]
Mark Zuckerberg's nonprofit has cut ties with the immigration advocacy group he co-founded, his latest move to align with the Trumpy times. [Engadget]
The Tribeca Festival expanded its NOW category to include creators from TikTok, YouTube and Instagram. [The Hollywood Reporter]
Pinterest has unveiled a six-episode CTV series, Bring My Pinterest to Life, debuting on Roku. [Social Media Today]
New features and updates:
Instagram added a new label for broadcast channels in the shape of a square with a white crown inside. But why? [@oncescuradu]
Instagram now organises accounts you can access in the account-switching sheet into two groups: accounts linked to your Account Center, and “Other profiles” [@theahmedghanem]
Instagram Edits is testing the addition of new options within the project rename menu. [@theahmedghanem]
Facebook added a new “Edits” shortcut in the main app menu. [@oncescuradu]
Snapchat+ added an “Add to Your Wish List” option. [@jonahmanzano]
TikTok now labels when a user whose Bulletin Board you are viewing is currently live streaming. [@theahmedghanem]
TikTok’s Creator Search Insights are now easier to access. [@jonahmanzano]
WhatsApp is working the ability to manage notifications for voice and video calls on the web [@WABetaInfo]
WhatsApp is working on bringing the Updates tab to the web client. [@WABetaInfo]
Disney+ is rolling out a vertical short-form feed this year, chasing TikTok-level engagement. [TechCrunch]
📰 WEEKEND READS
Geekout’s pick of the best longer reads to sink into over the weekend:
YouTube is the new daytime TV…
“YouTube’s big streaming lead over Netflix and other competitors stems in large part to its dominance during daylight hours.”
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More great weekend reads:
Pinterest CEO Bill Ready is taking big swings to win Gen Z
LinkedIn scams are surging globally, exploiting cultural pressures and economic desperation
How Meta’s Reels became a $50 billion business
For platforms, here’s what’s NOT going to happen in 2026
Pinterest users are tired of all the AI slop
Why Hollywood is paying this 17-year-old up to $20,000 to boost film trailers with TikTok edits
The relentless rise of YouTube
😳 AND FINALLY…
What new emojis might we see rolling out in 2026?
The draft list of candidates has been revealed, and it includes:
a squinting face
two new thumb sign gestures
a pickle
and a lighthouse…
Which one will become your go-to emoji this year (if added)?
📅 BACK NEXT WEEK…
And that’s your New Year edition of Geekout, done. ✅
I’m heading off to check which (if any) country has grown a pair, and finally taken steps to pull the plug on the shitshow that is X.

Image: ChatGPT
Goodbye, geeks!

P.S. This newsletter is edited by Martin SFP Bryant



























